Apple’s new shit, the iPad

Apple has officially become predictable and trite.  Their newest product was unveiled today, by the big Apple ego, Jobs.  It is a super-sized iPhone/iPod.

big iPod

big iPod

It can’t play Flash, is tied to Apple’s various stores, intended for AT&T’s network, can’t <acronym title=”Meaning: only one application may run at any one time”>multi-task</acronym>, and its design is utterly and completely devoid of originality.  It is a “giant” [~10″] iPod touch with 3G [certain models only].  Thankfully MadTV already made fun of the name, which also screams of routine.

I’d love to see this product flop, but I hold no such delusions.  Apple’s golden age is in full effect.  Their shit is gold to a vast array of much-disposable-income consumers.  It will sell and probably pretty well.  Fact is, there isn’t anything quite like it.

My biggest complaint is that there are zero surprises.  None of that unique innovation that got Apple where it is today, is evident in this “new” device.  Do not pass go, but somehow collect $200 million dollars.  We know you’ll find a way.

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  2. Reuben Powell

    i am planning to buy an iPad since it looks lighter than a regular desknote and i don not use much of the features of a laptop.~`.

  3. Aubrey Roberts

    iPad is way too cool to own, i wanna buy one next month.—

  4. Imogen Cooper

    i gave my girlfriend an ipad and she was very very angry….

  5. ipad problems

    my ipad have some display problems and i cannot fix the damn thing ‘~`

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  7. DO NOT BUY ONE. I wish I read all the articles that I found on google before I got my stupid c*ck fu**ing iPad. I have always used apple products and I cannot really deal with computers, pc’s or anything that runs with windows. Couple weeks ago my MacBook stopped working and later on i was told that fixing it will cost me around $1,000 bucks at least. I wanted to shit my pants. So since I was in the store I urgently needed something to check emails and stuff. Never thought I would get a whole load of shit and disappointment in one product. I have never complained about apple products, apps, software except for the faking battery chargers, but this f***ing iPad can’t do shit, I fucking hate it and I only wanna throw it thru my window and hit someone who opposes to this comment.

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